<--------------------------- That's me!

Oh, you wanted more than that? Ok, here's a little Q&A for ya...

Q: Who is Sparrow's Wench?

A: I'm Sparrow's Wench (Sparrow for short), and best you don't forget it! Sparrow is a cheeky lass of 26 years named Jessica. Sparrow's ship is currently anchored in "Vacationland" (Maine for those of you who failed geography). Her birthday is in September, so feel free to send her plunder, cabin boys, or rum during that month.

Q: And this site has a purpose because?

A: I paid for it and I can do as I see fit! Actually, it is to host some of my favorite pieces of art and photos, and eventually to house a small online shop featuring some lovely items made by/partially made by/pimped by me.

Q: I already loves you Sparrow! What else can you tell me about yourself?

A: Let's see. I'm anchored to the love of my life for almost a year now. I'm mom to one chubby tuxedo cat named Gus. I enjoy art and photography (Here's your sign! moment) but I also enjoy reading (manga and historical fiction), writing (scriptfrenzy.org, Legends of Ophiuchus), playing video games (360 whore), and re-learning the clarinet (bullied into joining an alumni band).

Q: I am desperate to talk to you. How can I contact you?

A: Here is EVERY single way you can contact me. (That I'm willing to share over the internet).

Email - info@sparrowswench.com

Flickr - http://www.flickr.com/photos/sparrowswench

Gamertag - Sp4rr0wsW3nch

Q: I love your stuff. Can I keep it?

A: A looooong time ago, in a past life, I wrote an uncessarily long rant about copyright, stealing, and how I felt about all that pilfering. To spare you all from having to read boring tomb, I've summed it up as follows...

Do not take, copy, share, direct link, pilfer, plunder, steal, cheat, or any other unsavory action with any of the content contained within this website or any other site this site links to without EXPRESS permission from myself.

If you would like to use, buy, modify my works, please CONTACT ME FIRST!

Q: Why isn't this Q&A longer?

A: Meh... because I fail? Is that what you wanted to hear? Well there you go! :)